why am i not some musician’s cute girlfriend who takes pictures backstage at gigs and hangs around with the rest of his band and looks really fashionable and makes all his little fangirls jealous i hate everything
having social anxiety is bad because you cant have any relationships with anyone without spending all of your time consumed with thoughts like “they all hate me, they all laugh at me, they all think i’m annoying, everyone hates me and they don’t care about me at all”
so don’t fucking go around acting like having anxiety in social situations is cool because its not and it fucking sucks
GUESS WHO JUST MADE HOLY WATER AND PUT IT IN A SPRAY BOTTLE
YO BITCHES PEPPER SPRAY IS SO LAST YEAR
But dude, what would happen if you were like going to pepper spray someone but you used holy water instead, and the reaction was the same?
Yeah I’d probably get the frick frack paddy wack out of there